so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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