pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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