This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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