ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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