ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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