My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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