Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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