I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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