butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
