very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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