he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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