That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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