I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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