yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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