It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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