Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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