Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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