is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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