He is an equal opportunity slut.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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