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If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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