guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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