I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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