I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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