Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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