I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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