what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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