Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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