She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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