So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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