is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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