I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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