Porn is love you can see.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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