Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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