I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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