is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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