We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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