ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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