He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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