We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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