Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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