When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
im holly from the hills drunk
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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