these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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