mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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