I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
