CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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