apparently the secret to your success is patron
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She's the barista slut.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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