therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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