That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I wish I only lived at night.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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