Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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