Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
