Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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