i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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