i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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