dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you win again, gameday.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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