yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
they call him Oral-B. enough said
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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